I'll kill four of you before you even clear your weapons, and I'll take my chances with the other two. And you see this star? That's gonna make it legal.

Raylan

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• Added: January 15, 2014

You the type of fella that walks under a flock of birds and is surprised when he ends up with shit on his face?

Raylan

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• Added: January 15, 2014

Wood: You aight?
Steve: Nah. Homeboy hit me with a shovel.

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• Added: January 15, 2014

I guess that depends on your definition of friend. He's a nice enough fella, but I wouldn't ask to borrow his corduroy jacket.

Boyd

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• Added: January 15, 2014

Wood: He screwed your daughter?
Raylan: My daughter's in diapers.
Wood: Damn. That must be awfully upsetting then, huh?

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• Added: January 15, 2014

Dewey Crowe's whore house ain't gonna have no fatties running around.

Dewey

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Raylan: You got a card or something?
Allison: Card? I though finding people is what Marshals do.

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• Added: January 15, 2014

We don't sell donuts so why don't you take your fat asses out of here?

Boyd

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Dark hair, he wears it up all crazy. Smile that nearly blinds you. You know, Boyd Crowder.

Cop

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• Added: January 15, 2014